Pulling A Yankovic On Budget Day


The re-elected Liberal government of Ontario tables the same budget that caused last summer's provincial election. Source: Toronto Sun, with all rights and ownership belonging to the newspaper and Sun News Media
The re-elected Liberal government of Ontario tables the same budget that caused last summer’s provincial election. Source: Toronto Sun, with all rights and ownership belonging to the newspaper and Sun News Media

With the Ontario Liberal government back at the business of wrecking Ontario with their new budget (actually the same budget that brought the government down), I decided to honour their job-killing plan with a bit of levity:

(With apologies to Pharrell Williams and his many fans):

Duh-Duh-Duh!

These Liberals are crazy I just got to say
Budget’s here, Ontario won’t get a break
Watch your tax dollars go to waste
Government don’t care, they’ll just take and take!

[Chorus:]
These Liberals are crazy
Driving our debt through the roof
These Liberals are crazy
They’ll never ever ever tell the truth
These Liberals are crazy
The Ontario Pension Plan will screw me and you
These Liberals are crazy
We gave them a majority, now what are we gonna do?

We had Wynne talking all this and that, yeah,
And the Working Families Coalition was on the attack, yeah,
If we voted for something better, we would have been just fine, yeah,
But look what we did, this election was a waste of time!

Here’s why

[Chorus:]
These Liberals are crazy
Driving our debt through the roof
These Liberals are crazy
They’ll never ever ever tell the truth
These Liberals are crazy
The Ontario Pension Plan will screw me and you
These Liberals are crazy
$#!+, four more years?! NOW what are we gonna do?

Thanks for reading (and singing along)

David

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